Horrifying Reveltation

Today I went to the store and carried in my groceries. When I went to close the door I noticed a puddle of milk on the floor. I realized I had somehow punctured my milk container and it was leaking. I cleaned it up and thought it was fine. Then on my way out to the car for the second load I noticed there was a tiny trail of milk up 2 flights of stairs and to the sidewalk to my car....I thought this was somewhat amuzing until I realized that in a few short months I'll be leaking my own milk similar to this. OH NO!!!!